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I Don't
Get 'Song'
Charles
Leocha · December
14 , 2003
Let's
see. Delta starts a new low-fare airline within a full-fare airline. In
order to make it a success they do the following:
- The airline gets
a new name: Song.
- The airline gets
a new paint job.
- Passengers get
more legroom.
- Flight attendants
are taught how to interact humorously with passengers.
- Workers agree to
more flexibility in their job rules.
- Video displays
are installed in seat backs.
- Fashion designers
are commissioned to design new uniforms.
- Never-before-served
organic meals are created and served.
- A massive non-air
travel ad campaign is launched to trumpet the new airline.
Now, after a few months,
Delta is declaring victory.
Duh.
Who wouldn't want to fly on the "new" airline? It sounds like a passenger's
dream. And I can't imagine the new airline is saving Delta any money.
Heck, everything is new and they are giving the passengers more.
They're even getting more frequent flyer miles.
But what about the poor businessmen locked into flying the mainline Delta
flights. Here, in order return to profitability, Delta does the following:
- Same old name.
- Paint jobs stay
the same. In fact, Delta planes now have three different paint jobs
from design changes that haven't been completed because of budget Cutbacks.
- Passengers are
getting less legroom or faced with no changes.
- Flight attendants
receive no additional training, but fly more hours.
- Delta is faced
with deteriorating labor relations.
- In-flight entertainment
has been all but eliminated.
- Passengers see
the same old uniforms.
- Meal service has
been severely curtailed and is now served only on long flights within
specific time windows.
- Advertising has
been cut back to save money.
This isn't rocket science.
It seems that Delta's research show that people flying Song are happy with
the experience. The school of hard knocks and skyrocketing losses seem to
indicate that the people flying Delta mainline aren't particularly pleased.
I just called Song to see what it would cost to fly from Boston to Las Vegas.
The one-way, non-stop, walkup fare was $181.50.
I then asked what the fare on a normal Delta flight would be and was told
that that there were no non-stop flights and that a connecting flight would
cost $405.
Does this pricing make any sense?
Does any of this make any sense?
Charlie
Leocha is the Boston-based author of SkiSnowboard
America & Canada. His column appears regularly on this site. E-mail
him at leocha@aol.com
or access his Web site.
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