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I'm a Cheater
Err Travel · May 22, 2001

In a couple of previous columns, I have encouraged readers to consider the alternative to truth telling while traveling.

I have no compunction about it. While I'm on the road, I sometimes pretend to be someone I'm not, I am generally evasive about my travel plans, and I often take advantage of offers that are meant for others.

As an example of my disregard for probity, let me recount my impenitent behavior on a recent business trip to Indianapolis.

It began almost immediately. As I pulled on to the road on my way to the airport, I flipped on the radio. The DJ on the local country and western station was welcoming requests from his loyal listeners. I took advantage of his offer. I called the station - I had plenty of time and plenty of free cellular minutes - and put in my request ("Born and Raised in Black and White"). But truth is I'm not very loyal at all. I only occasionally listen to the radio, and when I do it is usually not to that particular station.

When I arrived at the airport, I parked in a lot where I'm an "executive member." The truth is I hoodwinked this parking company. I'm not an executive at all - unless of course, you count being president and CEO of a one-person company.

At the airport, I boarded my ATA flight to Indy. ATA's slogan is "On ATA You're on Vacation." But the truth is I wasn't on vacation. Not even close. (Jeez. It was 70 degrees in Santa Cruz and snowing in the Midwest.)

At the Holiday Inn in Indianapolis, I took advantage of the "Family Fun Package" in which I was able to get a free night's lodging. The truth is, however, I was there by myself, and I really didn't have much fun. Finally, on the way home I stopped by for a sandwich at a local deli where I took advantage of my AARP discount. The truth is I'm far from retirement. Too far.

These are just a few examples of how I travel under false pretenses. I have no shame, I feel no guilt, and I will continue to avail myself of privileges that are really not mine. The truth is I'm a cheater.

If you feel the need to confess similar transgressions where you have overstepped your privileges, email me at I'll see what I can do about absolution.

Dr. Terry Riley is a psychologist and travel security authority. He is author of the popular book Travel Can Be Murder. Visit his site at http://www.appliedpsychology.com or e-mail him at terry@ticked.com.